Ninjas!!!

With swift decisiveness, Sarugaku dispatches her enemy - and now the spoils of victory await her!

To plan her attack, Ninja Sarugaku scales the dojo and discovers a castle in the distance. And, off out to sea…is that… the dying embers of a fire?
Before hastening off to attack, she informs Sensei Fukuapi of what she has seen.

To plan her attack, Ninja Sarugaku scales the dojo and discovers a castle in the distance. And, off out to sea…is that… the dying embers of a fire?

Before hastening off to attack, she informs Sensei Fukuapi of what she has seen.

The tea ceremony complete, Sarugaku centers her Chi for the coming attack.

The Book of Yin and Yang

While building the Dojo we found a small alcove. Within the alcove were small urns.

Inside these were scrolls upon which were inscribed the histories of members of our Clan.

Truth? Lies? A combination of both?

We know not. But we present them to you now. As more are found, we shall extend this post.

  • I’m afraid of someone spiking my beverage with something, so I never leave it out of sight, even at home.
  • I once made a shepherds pie out of dog food, which I then fed to my ungrateful friends, who had let me down without remorse!!!!They all ate well and said how much they had enjoyed it!!!
  • I accidentally caused a man’s hand to be amputated.
    We were at the post office and I was going to put something in the post.  I had pulled down the opening and had put my letter in, and a man came up and tried to shove his in while the opening was still open.
    I didn’t realize it in time and shut the opening on his hand.
    There was a sharp edge on it and it gashed open the side of his hand as he tried pulling it away, from the tip of his pinky finger to his wrist.
    It started bleeding profusely and we decided to wrap it tight and call an ambulance, as he couldn’t drive with it like that.
    There was a huge accident on the motorway that afternoon and the ambulance took forever to get there.
    By the time they got him to the hospital, he had lost so much blood and there was so much nerve damage, they had to take his whole hand off.
  • In 2004 when life was a bit mad. With a back pack full and train ticket in hand, I told my then boyfriend I was going on a working trip up North, then….met my friend in town…bundled into the back of their car -blanket on for concealment and hid at their house for a week (not even a mile away!!) Calling every evening to say hi! and tell the boyfriend how I was getting on………..Now ex boyfriend still is none the wiser.
Sarugaku prepares to enter battle with a tea ceremony.
Will she find riches, glory, or Noodleears

Sarugaku prepares to enter battle with a tea ceremony.

Will she find riches, glory, or Noodleears

With a quick turn of the movie, Sarugaku bows the right way round.

Knives *and* shuriken in the shadow. We want him on *our* side!
Good ninja-ring dude!

Knives *and* shuriken in the shadow. We want him on *our* side!

Good ninja-ring dude!

You better watch out, you better beware, here comes Ninja Marlon with his paralysing stare! Good mask, Marlon. Points here please!
Actually… that’s really quite frightening!

You better watch out, you better beware, here comes Ninja Marlon with his paralysing stare! Good mask, Marlon. Points here please!

Actually… that’s really quite frightening!

Here’s Ninja Marlon to the rescue! Welcome to the shadow clan, man!

Here’s Ninja Marlon to the rescue! Welcome to the shadow clan, man!

Noodleears is still missing. I, and the other Grand Masters, searched her quarters for clues and discovered footage of her summoning her CHI and preparing for battle.

At least…we hope thats what she was doing…